Oh yes I did.
Laugh all you want!
But I truly did spend about 6 hours cleaning out the closets in my church building's nursery.
And you know what?
IT WAS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD IN MONTHS!!!
Seriously, I was absolutely losing my mind last week. A little too much newborn, homeschool, Primary President stuff, and just plain life! In the middle of the week while at the church for something the idea came to me to do this and I was looking forward to it for several days. I had my husband take the kids for half a day on his Friday off so I could have several consecutive hours to do what I love to do. ORGANIZE! It was absolutely quiet and peaceful in the empty church building while I worked away. Although I feel like I can't get my life together right now, I could at least make one little closet become what I wanted. Ha! Take that!
OK. So, now that you've all decided I'm completely insane, I'll show you what I did. Feel free to click away at any moment as this may prove to be too disturbing for some.
STEP #1- Assess the Situation
I started out by looking around in the large wall closet and rolling cabinet our nursery has to see what was in there. I've not actually worked in the nursery before, so I was not familiar with what they had. (I am the Primary President though, which is why I felt like I had any authority to mess with things!)
I took down a few notes of what I might need to bring with me and what kind of a mess I was going to be dealing with.
STEP # 2- Gather Your Supplies
I brought the following:
- Step ladder- to reach the highest shelves.
- Small box- for misc. parts I found that didn't belong to anything. I left it for the other ward in our building to look over in case anything belonged to them.
- Large box- for anything I needed to remove from the closet and maybe take to the thrift store.
- Cleaning Supplies- such as basic dish soap, a washrag, towels and a bucket to wash down the closet shelves and any grody toys.
- Air pump- with a small needle nozzle for pumping up the balls.
- Paper and pen- for taking an inventory of the closet. I hope to type it up and post it on the closet for easy reference, and maybe make it available for the Sunbeam teachers who sometimes need a few puzzles or something to intersperse with their lesson. Our Sunbeams are SO YOUNG this year!
- Tape and marker- for making labels for shelves and bins.
- Trash Bag- obviously for trash!
Step #3- Take Everything Out
Wow, we have so much stuff in there. And this isn't even what was in the rolling cupboard!
Look at all that lovely space to work with!
Step #4- Scrub
Our closet had the misfortune of coming into contact with a bunch of bubble solution though a basket with holes.
Not the best choice of container for bubble storage. Especially when many of the individual bubble containers did NOT have tight lids.
Gross.
Whether or not you've had a bubble mess, there's likely dust and grime, so get crackin' with the soapy water!
I actually ended up using plain water because of the bubbles on half the shelves. Ick! It was a sticky, yucky mess. And yes, wooden shelves aren't exactly meant to be scrubbed with lots of water. I just did what I could to do a damp wipe down and clean up the bubbles.
If you have a closet anything like this- consider putting shelf paper down. I didn't have any on hand and not enough time to do it, but it would have been very nice.
Step # 5- Sort
Make a TRASH pile, a DONATE pile, and a KEEP pile.
I don't have pictures of mine. But I filled up a medium sized garbage can with junk and a box with items to donate to our local thrift store. Oh, and don't forget a little box with spare parts that you want to find mates to- or ask another ward about!
What to toss? Bubble containers that won't close tight, dried-up play-dough, broken parts, old papers that aren't relevant anymore, etc.
The keep pile was pretty much just everything left that needed to go back into the closet. I looked over each bin or item as I put it in and I wrote everything down on my inventory.
When sorting things to go back in I made sure to gather everything of a similar type in one spot so I could see exactly what we had. I realized we had at least 30 puzzles if not more! Sheesh. And most of them were goofy character ones that I really wish weren't in there anyway. I decided to donate a "Rugrats" one immediately. Blech. I also pulled puzzles with missing pieces. Nothing like a puzzle with missing pieces to irritate a 2 year old.
I think over the years people donate things to the nursery and it piles up until someone like me comes along and culls a few things. It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it!
A disturbing amount of puzzles.
Step #6- Fix, Clean, and Rearrange
Fix things like flat balls:
I went through the dress-ups and fixed a necklace that had come apart and chucked some broken ones.
I re-arranged what bins the various toys went in so everything would fit better. I even had a left-over bin or two!
Step #6B- Enjoy the creativity of those who have come before you.
I found this gem in the closet which I'd never seen used before when I've come by the nursery:
It's a little playhouse/tent that fits exactly over a standard LDS classroom table.
Complete with window, door, mailbox, flowers and a tree!
So cute. Someone really put a lot of effort into that. I just want to hug whoever came up with it!
Anyway....
Step #7- Fit Everything Back In
I spent some time arranging things in different ways on the shelves to see how everything would fit the best. I wanted everything to be accessible and I needed to put the least used items at the top-back as well as put the adults only items up top. (Scissors, etc.) Speaking of scissors, I found some really deadly lookin' ones!
On the left you see normal scissors. On the right you see ancient, rusty and looong scary scissors. Yikes. Seriously, do NOT run with those wicked lookin' things!
Another funny thing I found was a chalkboard eraser with a note written on the top that said something like,
"This eraser belongs to the Lord. Please do not remove it from the building."
Yes Ma'am!
Step #8- Label the Bins and Shelves
OK, so most people these days feel compelled to make totally darling little crafty tags for everything in life. Meh. Masking tape and a marker work for me! Cheap, quick, easy, and simple to change.
I think the labels help so all the nursery workers or subs know where things go. If the items only fit back into the closet nicely when you do it a certain way, it's good to have labels so things get put back right.
(Next, I want to get some brown paint and go over the graffiti on the doors!)
Step #9- Make an Inventory and Post It
OK, this is totally optional of course.
OK, OK, so cleaning the nursery closet at ALL is totally optional! ( :
But I thought it might be helpful for current and future nursery workers and Sunbeam teachers (3-4 yr. olds) as well as the Primary Presidency to know what was in there. I have had several people offer to donate things to the nursery already and I had no idea if we needed anything or not. Now I know exactly what we have and can easily say yea or nay.
Step #10- Enjoy
Aww, come on. Admit it. You know you just love a clean and organized closet. Doesn't it just give you warm fuzzies?
Well, it does for me. That was super fun. Anyone have a dreadful closet I can come and organize? Just watch out, I'm the queen of purging.
So, now you know what to do if you ever feel inclined to clean a church nursery closet. This guideline probably applies to any closet though. Have fun!